Boomer Unicorn Tush

If you like big BUTs and cannot lie, buy $BUT...DzkuCNkXSQhaz6tXDThGFb7p4QrnfSvomMbY2T7dpump

"I said I'll never invest in another meme coin... BUT..."

"I said I'll never invest in another meme coin... BUT..."

C'mon, we'll buy any old shit at this point

But why buy shit when you can buy an old unicorn that no longer has any control over its sphincter muscles?

Hey presto - a neverending supply of unicorn shit(coins).

  • Here's a bullet point

  • Having 7 of these makes any argument more compelling

  • So here's a third one

  • Do you like big BUTs?

  • Can you lie?

  • Almost done

  • Finally - you should buy $BUT

We're not very good at building websites.

BUT - and it's a big BUT - that won't stop you buying. Will it?